Big Fat Deal: $5 Million for an Exhibitionist’s Dream

BCLiving takes you inside one of the most outrageously upmarket real estate offerings in the province

Address: 9660 Herbert Road, Richmond

Price: $5,360,000

Listing: R2331545

The skinny: Five-bedroom, six-bathroom, 4,430-square-foot house on a 10,604-square-foot lot in Richmond

The bling: You can have anything you want—for a price. We all know it. And if your heart’s desire is to flaunt your fabulousness to a suburban throng, then by golly, do we have a Big Fat Deal for you. Oh yes, there’s absolutely no way your neighbours won’t be able to see just how Instagram-friendly your days are, not with all that glass (and very little else) between their homes and yours. We can see the net curtains twitching already, dying to pick up some tips on how to stage a spectacular existence. It didn’t happen if no one saw it, right? There’s absolutely no danger of disappearing into privacy in this immodest property: windows to the left of you, windows to the right… It’s an exhibitionist’s dream. Even the bathtub is busy exposing itself to anyone who happens to glance in its direction. But don’t worry, the neighbours may get their envious little eyes filled with your shenanigans morning, noon and night, but this beauty of a house is boldly equitable where intrusion is concerned, boasting no less than eight (8!) security cameras. Yes, that’s right: you can watch them, watching you, watching them…

The hidden extras: #lifestyle #dreamhome #happiness #innerpeace #sharing #bestlife #freedom